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Name
: Osama Bin Laden alias Osama Bin Psycho
Zoological
name : Bacillus
Osamas
Date
of Birth :1957
... Whether the Suffix after the year is AD or
BC ... is not clear
Race
: Multicellular Living Organism .Probably of Homo sapienspecies
.
Sex
: Yes He has .
Educational Qualifications:
M.B.A.
(Master of Barbarians Administration) .
Favorite Movie
:One Million Years B.C.
Favorite Heroes
: Conan the Barbarian , Hagar the Horrible
Longtime Friends
: Terrorists ,Evil doers ,enemies of Humanity ,psychopaths
and Sociopaths
Recent friends
: Bacillus Anthracis
Toll Free Number
: 1-800-Camel
He normally
prefers to be mailed via United
Camel Service -
Next Day
Camel ©
Identification
Marks :
Diaper on Head tied with a fan belt . Lot
of furry growth on the face
Location
Caves & Surroundings ,ratholes,desert etc.
. At any given time it is more likely that he will
be found under the earth than above it .
Aim : To Take
the world back to the glorious era of neolithic
age and old Stone age .
Motto : Commitment
... community ... caves ®
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