Taliban
Jokes
1.How do you measure
a Taliban guys intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure
gauge in his ear
2. What do you do
when a Taliban guy throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw
it back.
3.What do you do
when a Taliban guy throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's
got a hand grenade in his mouth.
4.How do you make
a Taliban guy laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on
Wednesday.
5. Osama Bin Laden
& Mullah Omar partner swapping
Osama Bin Laden
and Mullah Omar camped with their wives deep in a cavehiding from
American Bombers . . When they get there Mullah Omar
suggested they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid
sex by the fireside, the Osama Bin Laden turned to his new partner
and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how
the women are doing?"
Cast you Vote
for the cleanest Diaper
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6.How did the Taliban
guy try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a
cliff.
7.What do you call
Osama Bin Laden when he drinks beer?
Osama Beer Laden
8.Why do Taliban
guys always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture
is being taken.
9.Why do Taliban
guys have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
10.What do smart
Taliban guys and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about
them but you never see them.
11. A Taliban Guy
on weight control
The doctor told the
Taliban guy that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he
would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Taliban called the
doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem
?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from
home."
12.Having lost his
Camel a Taliban guy got down to his knees and started thanking
Allah . A passerby saw him and asked, "Your Camel is missing; what
are you thanking Allah for ?"
Taliban guy replied
"I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the Camel
at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
13.Two Taliban
guys got fed up with the Pakistan Govt and decided to blow
up an important Building . They take 2 bombs, put them in a bag tied
on Camel back and set off. One Taliban asks the other "What happens
if the bombs blast off now" The other says "Don't worry. I have a spare
bomb in my shoulder bag
14.You should be
sure the person belongs to Taliban when he:
Puts lipstick on the
forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot
out.
Sends a fax with a
postage stamp on it.
Tries to drown a fish
in waters.
Takes a ruler to bed
to see how long he slept.
Studies for a blood
test and fails.
Sells the car for gas
money.
Gets locked in Furniture
Shop and sleeps on the floor.
15 . The
Research & Development Team of Afghanisthan
have come up with following Earth Shattering Inventions
1. Water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. A book on how to
read
4. Inflatable dart
board
5. A dictionary index
6. Ejector seat in
a helicopter
7. Powdered water
8. Pedal-powered wheel
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